Now you can talk to Jesus through your phone! How amazing is this!
We are now on the brink of coming closer to our Savior. We can reach him through any phone! He'll even learn our names and grow in the knowledge of who we are through each conversation! This is truly a day that will rival the Doors of Wittenberg in the annals of Christendom!
(Note: While the clip may be real, the blog has a tinge of irony and a dash of sarcasm.)